January 26, 2012

The author can check out anytime he wants, but he can never leave.

January 20, 2012

The author took the Turing Test under artificial circumstances.

January 06, 2012

The author self-censors, self-abuses, self-entertains and self-selects, yet still seeks the approval of his scant readership to prove to himself that he exists.

January 05, 2012

The author no longer has to stoop to conquer since he bought himself this ergonomic siege weapon.