March 15, 2011

The author still has shredded metaphor stuck between his imaginary teeth.

March 08, 2011

March 07, 2011

The author chews the ice in his drink, not the other way around.

March 03, 2011

The author will take his eggs over medium, thank you.

March 02, 2011

The author is looking in the last place that he left it.