December 29, 2011

The author took a left at Metaphor and Vine.

December 26, 2011

December 12, 2011

The author took a break from writing to write his latest book.

December 09, 2011

The author sometimes feels bored with having to spend everyday driving from Zelda to Anzibar and back again.

December 08, 2011

The author slept on his manuscript wrong.

December 07, 2011

The author climbs into the mouths of more successful writers and delicately picks the shredded bits of metaphor from between their teeth.

December 06, 2011

The author weighs in at an impressive 188 pages, dripping wet, double-spaced.

December 01, 2011

The author no longer channels Crapp-Ra, that lying spirit guide who made him say all those racist and homophobic things back in the nineties.