November 29, 2011

The author studied under there.

(Ha! Did the author just make you say underwear? The author loves that gag.)

November 17, 2011

The author wants to hear more about your background in the publishing industry. Really...your uncle, you say?

November 16, 2011

The author discovered his real purpose years ago. Now he just pretends that he's misplaced it so he gets to discover it all over again.

November 15, 2011

The author burps up sentences that taste vaguely of Hemingway and beer.

November 14, 2011

The author always puts the seat down when he writes.

November 03, 2011

The author takes long walks around short subjects.

November 01, 2011

The author takes the long view on his undershorts.