December 02, 2010

December 01, 2010

The author still cries during the tense moments of "Apollo 13."

November 30, 2010

The author has reservations for the Hesitater's Convention.

August 16, 2010

The author sleeps naked in a crate full of gummi bears (which are changed weekly).

August 03, 2010

The author doesn't remember ordering this soup.

March 12, 2010

The author will be sure to let everyone know when he is finished letting everyone know when.