December 31, 2008

The author doesn't want to get into it right now. Suffice it to say that he is not quite finished...

October 02, 2008

The author is just writing these books to get attention. Just ignore him.

August 02, 2008

The author does not understand these new-fangled fangling machines.

July 31, 2008

The author never liked the shape of his toes. This informs much of his work.

July 06, 2008

The author has been reading alot about this whole "internet" thing recently.

June 20, 2008

The author takes time out of his busy schedule every week to donate fertilizer to his neighbor's flower garden. (Actually, the author's neighbor doesn't need to know about this...)

March 10, 2008

The author was there when it all went down, man.

March 06, 2008

The author used to write haikus like most men drink beer--six at a time. Now he just drinks the beer and shouts at passing Japanese motorists.

March 03, 2008

The author was conceived in one state and delivered in another.