Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps December 26, 2011 The author is mostly water. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps Comments Martha said… I've heard people say he's all wet.
December 08, 2011 The author slept on his manuscript wrong. Click here to read this at the top of the page...
December 07, 2011 The author climbs into the mouths of more successful writers and delicately picks the shredded bits of metaphor from between their teeth. Click here to read this at the top of the page...
November 29, 2011 The author studied under there. (Ha! Did the author just make you say underwear? The author loves that gag.) Click here to read this at the top of the page...
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