Showing posts from November, 2011
The author studied under there. (Ha! Did the author just make you say underwear? The author loves that gag.)
The author wants to hear more about your background in the publishing industry. Really...your uncle, you say?
The author discovered his real purpose years ago. Now he just pretends that he's misplaced it so he gets to discover it all over again.
The author burps up sentences that taste vaguely of Hemingway and beer.
The author always puts the seat down when he writes.
The author takes long walks around short subjects.
The author takes the long view on his undershorts.